Cliche's

     "Are you a man or a mouse?" is what Jimmy said to me as he went blazing down the trail at the speed of light letting the fur fly. That was eight days ago when this mascaraed began, within those long days full of no holds bar fights and chases, now who would think burning around the throughout back woods could get you to meet people armed to the teeth and do or die situations where if you make the wrong move lights out will be your outcome. It was the Friday before the long weekend, Jimmy, Theodor, Mikey and I decided to go out in the back country for some good times but more then just a good time is what would happen.
     Since we were are working the Friday we ended leavin' at around 6:50pm though it was the summer so there was tons of time make it in and set-up camp in the light but that damn Jimmy and Mikey with their hot headed attitudes caused us to get into a little bit of a confrontation in a little biker bar just off of I 5 near Endear. "Let's try to watch what we say here boys" I told them before we entered "No problem bro" they tell me. As I'm about to enter Theo calls me back to get a hand with re strappin' down the camping gear when the next thing we hear is the smashing of glass and what do we see, Mikey gettin' on the ground and Jimmy using a BROKEN BEER BOTTLE in each hand to fend off the half tanked bikers.
     Then BANG!!! as a shotgun goes off, Jimmy jumpin' out of the window and bookin' it for the truck, which of course were not headin' into the bush without a couple of our own boom sticks. Jimmy grabbin' his and opening up one the bikers with Theo and myself already doin' the same in order to cover Mikey's escape as he yells "SUCKERS".
     Peddle to the metal was all I could think as I jumped into the drivers seat to start burning down the road, and since were only a half a kilometer from the entrance to the forest I really didn't care about speed limits. We continued into the forest at 70km for about an hour or two, while on the cement the bikers were openin' up a can of whoop ass as the lead from their .45's en dented into the steel body of the ford, once we were on the dirt they backed off and I made sure there was a good amount of space between us